I stole this survey from Jared and I am really drunk but I am going to answer it anyway

1. Have you ever been searched by the cops? No

2. Do you close your eyes on rollercoasters?   Ummm.....probably?   I dunno, sometimes it is more fun with my eyes closed.  But i LOVE rollercoasters. 

3. Have you ever been in a fight? I'm a lover not a fighter.

4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone? Sleep with someone else....obviously.

5. Do you believe in Ghosts?  No

6. Do you consider yourself creative?  No

7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife?   hahahahaa...is there really any question?   he killed her. 

8. Who do you want to become president in '08?   ummmm....not a republican

9. Can you honestly say you know anything about politics?   i live in D.C. and i still have to say no.  that's just sad

10. Do you know how to play poker? HELLS YEAH

11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight? NOPE

12. Do you kill bugs that are in the house?   yes....i hate those bitches

13. Have you ever cheated on a test? hahahahahha.....oh geez...the stories i could tell

14. If you're driving in the middle of the night, & no ones around..do you go through red lights?    is there any other way?

15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you? yup

16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees?  Yankess fool

17. Have you ever Ice Skated? Yes, and everyone made fun of me cause i had a "gimpy foot".   I suck at ice skating...hardcore. 

18. How often do you remember your dreams?  not very often

19. When was the last time you laughed so hard you were crying?  uhhhhh...not too long ago

20. Can you name 5 songs by The Beatles?    Ummmm.....DR. ROBERT...my theme song!!!  "take a drink from his special cup DR. ROBERT".   ummm....hey jude......i want to hold ur hand, ....hello, goodbye, let it be, ....that's five i think

22. Do you believe in love at first sight?  hmmmm....no...true love should be something more than just physical attraction

23. How many times have you been in love?  hmmmm......i dunno.....prolly zero, but that's questionable. 

24. Do you always wear your seatbelt? no

25. What talent do you wish you had?   flying

26. Do you like Sushi?  i've developed a taste for it at college.

27. Have you ever narrowly avoided a fatal accident?  YES...multiple times. 

28. What do you wear to bed? depends

30. Do you like President Bush?   NOOOOOO he sucks

31. Do you truly hate anyone?    ummmm.......i dunno...i say i hate people a lot....but do i really?   hmmm....actually yeah....i do really hate some people. 

32. Do you give money to homeless people?   No....i keep walking and pretend they don't exist.

33. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be?   oooo...tough one...i would say Natalie Portman but she got too skinny.....Angelina Jolie maybe?  i dunno...tough one.  

34. Have you ever gotten a stranger's phone number or gave them yours?   hmmm.....no actually

35. Do you appreciate poetry?    Sometimes...i usually like the simple shit more than the deep complex stuff....i leave that for dan lee and nyssa. 

36. Do you know how to play chess? Umm...grazz tried to teach me but it didn't really take.

37. What food do you find disgusting? anything green.......oh, and VEGEMITE.....there is nothing is more disgusting. 

38. Did you ever play, "I'll show you mine, if you show me yours?    no

39. When's the last time you were onstage?  ummmm?   grandparents luncheon at st. annes?   i dunno...i don't like being onstage at all. 

40. How was your day today?   i've had better....i've had worse. 

41. Have you ever been punched in the face?   no....i don't know what i would have to do to get someone to punch me in the face.....hopefully i'm just not that much of an asshole. 

42. When is the last time you threw up from drinking too much?   last semester. 

43. Have you ever walked out on a movie at the theater?    no...i usually like to see it through hoping that it will get better.   if u pay the money to see the movie, even if it's crappy, u should watch the whole thing....especially since maybe the people ur with actually like it. 

44. What's your favorite kind of juice?   apple all the way baby. 

45. Do you have any addictions?   hahahahaa...ummm....yeah.

46. Are you a romantic? Do you like to date romantics?     yeah i think so? 

47. Have you ever been stood up?  no

48. Who's the last person you hugged?    my sister Leah

49. What are you currently reading?   a lot of boring shit for my classes

50. Tag five people to do this survey! I'm not really all about tagging people.....it's mega-lame. 

This is a  conversation I had online with one of my best friends, Erin Flynn.  It was so ridiculous and obnoxious that I decided I had to save it cause I loved it that much. 

Rob636: hey hoh
emf3746: yo
Rob636: haha...woops
Rob636: i meant....hey ho
Rob636: i called u today...way to call me back
emf3746: oh, thanks for clarifying
emf3746: oops
emf3746: you didnt leave a message!
Rob636: too busy gettin that sweet lovin?
emf3746: nooooo
Rob636: that's not what i heard
Rob636: on da streets
emf3746: da streets?
emf3746: what did you hear
Rob636: I'M FROM DA STREETS SON
emf3746: ...
emf3746: your'e from lancaster, pa, son
Rob636: yeah, the mean streets a amish town
Rob636: you don't know what i know....u ain't been where i been.....u ain't seen what i seen.....u from lititz ho....don't step
Rob636: that's right....back it up
emf3746: oh wow
emf3746: are you... rapping??
Rob636: oh...u wanna battle now?  is that what this is?
Rob636: cause i'm ready to throw down
Rob636: bring it
Rob636: bring it
emf3746: *punch*
emf3746: i just knocked you out
Rob636: yeah...except i blocked it and....PACHOW....i just fucked ur shit up
Rob636: ohhh....shawty got played
emf3746: hahahaha
Rob636: are we gonna do this flynn?  are we gonna do this?
Rob636: let's do da damn thing
emf3746: okay
emf3746: first we need to be in the same state
Rob636: what...ur too chicken to be in d.c.?   man up flynn!  man up!
emf3746: hahaha oh sheesh
Rob636: why you gotta be all up in my grill actin a fool!?!?!?  u don know me
Rob636: YOU DON KNOW ME FOOL
emf3746: hahahahaha
emf3746: rob are you stoned?
Rob636: i dunno......are you.....bricked?
Rob636: ohhhhhhhhhhhh snap
Rob636: ohhhhhhhhhh
emf3746: ouch
emf3746: ohhhhh
Rob636: you got served
Rob636: you got served
emf3746: sho did
emf3746: fo sho
emf3746: LIL SAIT
emf3746: LIL SAINT
Rob636: go home cryin to yo mama
Rob636: M-O-M-M-A i know how you got that way YO MAMA!
Rob636: i'm a provider girl...gotta face the streets tonight
Rob636: i'm a rider girl...gotta face the streets tonight
emf3746: your'e having... way too much fun
Rob636: don't tell me u don't know what you see when you're looking at a motherfucker just like me....i'm a provider gurl!
Rob636: don't tell me u don't know what you see when you're looking at a motherfucker just like me....i'm a rider gurl!
emf3746: ....
Rob636: so seriously though, how's it goin?
emf3746: haha
emf3746: um
emf3746: not bad
emf3746: i just have an 8am class
emf3746: havent start hw
Rob636: ew
Rob636: that blows
Rob636: to busy making sweet love all weekend to do homework?
Rob636: haha just kidding
emf3746: oh sheesh
emf3746: haha
Rob636: what did u do this weekend?  anything cool?
emf3746: went home friday evening for a rehearsal, played a wedding saturday morning, drove back before the snow storm for an orchestra rehearsal in the evening
emf3746: got crazy drunk last night
Rob636: what a coincidence....i got crazy drunk last night too
Rob636: hahaha
Rob636: how are ur classes and all that jazz?
emf3746: not bad so far, i'm excited to have a non-music class (french)
Rob636: sweet
Rob636: grazz is so drunk....shock of the century
Rob636: dude....school is gettin old fast
Rob636: hahaha
Rob636: i am sick of it
Rob636: oh my god....have u ever watched flavor of love?
emf3746: nope, whats that
Rob636: oh my god....i can't say enough good things about it....best show on television
Rob636: catch it sometime...it's on vh1
Rob636: trust me erin....trust me....you won't be disapointed
emf3746: haha okay rob
Rob636: erin...promise me.....promise me you will watch this show
emf3746: promise!
Rob636: thank you
Rob636: thank you erin
emf3746: anything for you roberto
Rob636: i'm hungry
emf3746: get food
Rob636: i wish i had some food
Rob636:  i've just been drinking water....and u know.....that doesn't really fill you up and get rid of the hunger\
Rob636: you would think that would atleast do something....like not necessarily a lot but maybe a little
Rob636: i think the water is making me hungrier actually
Rob636: i really made the wrong choice not eating dinner
Rob636: but so how is everything with kevin though?  good?
emf3746: haha kevin is fine
Rob636: ur silence speaks volumes.....i'm sorry erin.....i didn't know he beat you.....it's ok erin, i'm here for you now.....everything is going to be ok...he won't hurt u anymore
emf3746: staying an extra year at delaware... yeah
emf3746: hahahahahaha
Rob636: god i love weezer
emf3746: i better sign off so i actually do my homework
emf3746: later rob
Rob636: peace out girl scout
emf3746: hahaha

Some of my favorite entries from the "You know you go to GW if..."  website:

You had at least 3 friends go into a manic-depression when Bush was re-elected.

You get housekeeping in your dorms.  Money.

You know who Manouche is, and you always ask for GW Sauce on your 2 AM hot dog although you have no clue what it is.

Georgetown sucks.

You can't leave your dorm without seeing someone with starbucks in one hand, a cell phone in the other, a hat loosely and crooked one their head, and pastel-colored polo collar popped.

Anything but a 3-day weekend is sub-par.

You're too good for shoddy beer like Beast (Miluakee's Best) or Natty Light.

You've hooked up with someone in the second most sexually active dorm in the country.

Your daddy pays for your tuition and your BMW or Lexus.

You can recognize Burberry from a mile away - and know if its genuine or not.

You've been drunk at the Lincoln monument at 2 AM at least twice this semester.

Georgetown sucks.

The housing situation you're in is totally inadequate for your needs even though you have your own bathroom, a full kitchen, and a living room, and it's the nicest thing you'll live in for the next 10 years of your life.

The University's President bought a bronze cast hippopotamus while drunk, and it's now a monument in world's most powerful city.

The biggest gathering ever of students on campus was a riot on H street after the Sox won the World Series.

There's no alcohol or drug problem at your school.  They're both very easy to come by.

You discover and celebrate Jewish holidays you never knew existed, whether you're Jewish or not.

Any close family friend or relative has introduced you as a "Georgetown student."

You've seen "Old Man Schenley" sunbathing while wearing only a cycling cap and short-shorts (he's actually former US Olympic Cyclist Joe Bieber).

The former head of CIA told you that you're brave for attending your school because you'd be "totally screwed" if terrorists ever bring in a suitcase nuke.

You go to the same barber as Ben Stein, and you've seen Bob Dole buy Viagra at the Watergate CVS.

A primary concern when picking dorms is which monument you can see out your windows.

The student center at your school has the only bowling alley in the city, aside from the White House.

Your school has its own Department of Homeland Security and Color-coded alert system.

A girl you know is totally heartbroken because she found out her boy crush is gay.

Your school owns the land the World Bank sits on.

City Hall - rated the 4th nicest dorm in the country - is your backup choice for housing next semester.

The acronyms "JAP" and "WASP" will forever be written in your vocabulary.

People talk about going to their 8AM class at Mount Vernon like mountain climbers talk about going up Everest.

The State of the Union is an excuse to play drinking games.

There are 34 Starbucks within 2 miles of campus and 62 within 5 miles.

You have a friend that bought on iPod on their meal plan.

The great idea you had to study on Gelman's 6th floor couches didn't help productivity when you woke up 4 hours later.

TGIF's - Where Friday will come around, but you're still waiting for your food.

Getting drunk at school doesn't result in fist fights, rather, political debates.  

You applied to Georgetown, but just had a bad interview.

You applied to American, were offered scholarsips, begged to go there, and still turned them down for GW.

You've ever urinated on a National Monument or other U.S. Government property.

More of the students at your school have been to Israel than to California.

There's a waiting list and a line to use a treadmill at the gym, but the treadmill never breaks a "light jog."

The girls wear [ugly] sunglasses in the rain and [arctic] boots in the summer.

You can differentiate between GW preppy kids from asshole G-town preppy kids, even though they're wearing the same shade of pink.

You thought excessive drinking made your stomach hurt, but it turns out it was actually the Pizza Italia.

Your school builds a 700+ person dorm next to - and 8 stories above - an old man's townhouse, but HE'S the asshole.

Snow make-up days: where ever monday is a wednesday, every tuesday is a monday, and all you want to know is when to stop studying and start drinking.

Even though CNN's Crossfire is filmed on campus, Jon Stewart is still the #1 source for honest reporting.

You consciously avoid hooking up with kids from Thurston's 4th and 6th's floors because of the Gonorrhea outbreak, but the 5th floor is fair game and the girls on 8 are super-hot.

Commencement is on the White House's back yard, bitches.

You know they exist, but you've never actually seen a GW Law Student.

You scored as James Bond, Agent 007.
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